Friday, December 26, 2008

Ghajini was awesome

Ghalini was a seriously serious movie , it is intresting , you wanna know how does he take revenge when he can't remember who is Ghajini , when he was hammering him in one scene and in the next he asks Ghajini , who hit you so much ? Asin acts very well and she deserves to win The award for best debut in 2008 , Jiah Khan has a short role and a song , look at her dress in the song which was supposed to be a "cultural fest " in the college .
In short Ghajini is an awsesome movie , go watch it .

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

No war

This afternoon when I turned on th TV I saw that the breaking news was Manmohan Singh saying that war was not required, I heaved a sigh of relief thank god , for his statement , what we require is full co-operation from Pakistan and by attacking them we will just make our problems more worse , and will also affect Indo-Pak relationships , So thank God for this news.

Aamir Khan ' s next release is around the corner

Aamir Khan's next film is Ghajini and I must say the promotion done by him is applaudable , he is doing every thing from his side to help in the promotion of the movie , he is a good actor but one thing which he is doing is attacking my favourite actor Shahrukh Khan , what's your problem aamir , just let it be . Best of luck

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Why was Sania Mirza The most googled sportsperson In India this year ?

Sania Mirza did not do anything great in tennis this year , so what coulD be the reason she was the most googled sportsperson in India,She is very hot and was in the news for eberything except her game.
She is extremely hot and boy search for her sexy pics on google. Boys wanna have sleep with her , do'nt you guys realize this.

Monday, December 15, 2008

sexual lesson in not to judge a book by it's cover

We had gone to pizza hut along with my friends one of them whose birthday it was , half way down the meal when we are waiting for our pizza after finishing the amzing garlic bread. We see this hot lady who was wearing revealing clothes we could see her cleavage and her back. She was checking out one of my friends who was tall and I must say looks good ( don't you dare take double meaning here ) , we call him lambu ( tall guy ) we tell him lambu you might be lucky tonight , he was like I am not a dog like you guys and all that but he appreciated the fact thata hot girl was checking him out . We were thinking that if we got a chance to have sex with her we would do what not ( I do not want to be known as a pervert ) . After sometime this hot babe goes to the salad are where we were sitting we had a clear look of her ass she had a big ass , and hug b**bs . We see a kid coming we give him space to go she goes near this hot babe and we say look even that baby had the guts to go to that babe , then we hear that bay say MAMA . We were stunned i swear we were like shocked , we had drams of having sex with her and she was mom , a pretty hot one that too . This is a perfect lesson of DO'NT JUDGE THE BOOK BY IT'S COVER.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Blood donation drive

Blood donation drive is on in Mumbai , students say that they felt that they have done something for the country . Nice ( watch ndtv for more )

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The bro code - Barney Stinson

This is a copy of the bro code of Barney stinson from how i met you mother ?

1. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.

2. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

3. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.

However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.

4. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.

5. You must never own a cat.

6. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:

A. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
B. Your acquaintances.
C. Your co-workers.
D. The mailman.
E. The UPS guy.
F. NASA.
G. John Kerry.
....Z. Your girlfriend.

7. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. (Mine are Dawson's Creek and Love, Actually). You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, we're already too late.

8. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

9. If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.

10. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.

11. If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.

12. Standard shotgun rules are as follows.

A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.

13. NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Hey, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don't need to wear her like a ******* trophy.

14. It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."

15. Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

? 16. Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team. It doesn't matter how ludicrous the other guy sounds telling you that Jake Plummer was better than Steve McNair last season, let him be.

17. When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.

18. Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

19. Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

20. Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.
21. In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 bros.

22. A bro should not sing and dance at the same time

23. A bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

18. Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.

19. Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.

20. Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.

21. In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 bros.

22. A bro should not sing and dance at the same time

23. A bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.

24. Bros do not lie about their age, exept to score with a slightly older chick who doesnt date younger guys.

25. A bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.

26. A bro should never carry a woman's handbag

27. A bro should never go tanning.

28. No bro should dye their hair

29. A bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"

30. A bro should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.

31. A bro should not "pop" his collar.

32. A bro should not speak more than two languages.

33. A bro should never say "it's to die for"

34. A bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.

35. A bro should not wear an ascot.

36. A bro should never use the following words: fantabulous, ginormous & fierce.

37. A bro should never wrap a towel around his head after leaving the shower.

38. A bro should never "sip" and alcoholic drink through a straw

39. A bro should never wear a blouse.

40. If you are not living with a girl you should not have tampons in your bathroom.

41. A bro should not wear crocs.

42. A bro should not wear a leotard or do pirouettes.

43. A bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders

44. A bro should not eat grapes from the vines

45. A bro should never rollerblade

46. The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone

47. If you compliment a bro on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

48. A bro should never, ever wear capri pants.

48. A bro should not wear flip flops with a suit.

49. No bro should wear a speedo to the beach

50. No bro should make a kissing face in a photo.

51. No bro should wear girl jeans

52. No bro should ever get a pedicure

53. A bro should never highlight his hair.

54. A bro should not talk to another bro in the bathroom.

55. A bro should never sing show tunes.

56. A bro should never eat out of another man's hands.

57.Two bro should not share an umbrella.

58. A bro should not have "an outfit".

59. A bro should not wear a white belt.

60. A bro should never wiggle out of a pair of pants

61. "A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight." A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety [[HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT"]], in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A timely manner is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, fiber optics, the Broney express, and postcards. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged

63. A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has three times confirmed it's cool.

64. A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

65. If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's girlfriend's birthday and / or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless whether he thinks his Bro already knows.

66. One Bro makes a solo chick attack.
A second Bro provides a crutch.
A third Bro rounds out the pack.
But a fourth Bro is one too much.

67. Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl's wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother.

68. A Bro shall honor his father and mother.

69. In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longe

70. In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity, including but not limited to; the high five, the first bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.

71. A Bro much provide his bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bro's favorite sports team in a playoff scenario.

72. A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among Bros with the assumtion that no existing wager supersedes this purchase and exchange of spirits.

73. If a Bro suffers pain from a permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than a "that sucks, man" and copious quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from pejorative commentary – deserved or not – regarding said lady friend for a period of three months, when the requisite BACKSLIDE WINDOW has closed.

74. Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool.

75. If a Bro is on a hot streak, another Bro will do everything possibly to ensure its longevity, even if that includes jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work, or temporarily immigrating to a foreign country.

76. "A Bro never cries."

77. "A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. Should a Bro discover his Bro is in fact adopted, he is free to pursue his Bro's adoptive mother, but only after first corroborating non-biological parentage through notarized birth certificates, hospital records, or comparative dioxyribonucleic acid gel electrophoresis, whichever is easiest. Since the adopted Bro cannot legitimately claim to have shared a canal with his Bro. Though the mom of a Bro is always off limits, the step-mom of a Bro is allowed if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing. If she looks good in it.

78. No sex with a bros Ex

79. No Eye contact in a Devils threesome ( 2 dudes)

80. Never make fun of a bros Girlfriend

81. No sex With a Bros Ex

82. No eye contact during a Devils Three Way (Two Dudes)

83. A bro must never call another bro just to chat

84. A Bro Must Never Saw "Awww"

85. A Bro must Never watch the movie Hope Floats

86. A Bro must be a fan of Mixed Martial Arts

87. A Bro must never take a bath regardless of being injured in a Backyard Wrestling Match

88. Leave No Bro Behind

89. When another bro is in a fight you must always have his back, unless he has done something recently which would deserve a beating then let him recieve a few shots then jump in

90. A bro must never leave without saying anything

91. A bro always be willing to do something awesome™

92. A bro must never chug any drink unless in a chugging contest

93. Bros must make small bets as often as possible

94. Bros must have a good time no matter what

95. Bros must make movies quotes as often as possible

96. Bros must watch the movie WEDDING CRASHERS at least once a month

97. Bros must watch the show entourage

98. Bros must never comment each other on myspace. If your comments are viewable on your profile it needs to be chicks only. Messeges only, but still never just to chat ( Rule 83)

99. A bro must never tell other bros he has a "broken heart"

100. A bro must never distract another bro while playing Guitar Hero.

101. A bro must never put smily faces in messeges, comments, texts etc.

102. If one Bro is an attorney, and another Bro finds himself in need of legal advice, Bro 1 will endeavor to provide said services free of charge.

103. Should a bro discover a new planet and/or orbiting body of subsequent planet, he shall not be allowed to name said astrological body after any girl

104. A Bro shall NEVER follow 'conventional' rules whilst playing the divine game of Battleship.

105. A bro must, at all times, suit up.
EXCEPTION: Funerals. A suit is a happy thing. If a bro must mourn, he shall do it in a white T-shirt.

106. A bro will always give a non-bro , if considerd worthy, a challange if said non-bro wants to join the brohood. The challange will be chosen by said bro, or other bros present.

107. A bro never hits another bro in the groin unless its a punishment for breaking The Bro Code.

108. Once a bro, always a bro. When/if The Bro Code is ever broken, said bro will do whatever the effected bro desires. If the second bro is unable to come up with anything, we shall revert to the rules of a Slap Bet, therefore the first bro will have to choose between ten slaps by effected bro or five slaps to be carried out at any point in time. If no bro is affected, his best bro must choose a modest punishment in public.

Sorry

Sorry guys I had literally no time to post as I had my test for which I was preparing a lot and I must offer condolences to all the people who lost their lives in the mumbai terror attacks it is a sad case of those bastard terrorists , I have got a new blog for you to check out it is truthornothin.blogspot.com , till the next post take care.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Budget Theory

My friend invented something called the budget theory it states that whenever you have sex keep your bydget in mind , if you have sex for pleasure good condoms are amust , for kids then have one in this way your wife will remain thin ( hopefully ) which means she will look hot to you and you will wanna have sex with her only thus no extra martial affairs and you will be happy with one kid

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Well done guys ?

Guys it was an excellent performance and I must say we tried our best . We were as good as them in the second half , in the first half the pressure got us but no problem . You got us to the finals.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

It's official it's winter in Dubai

indicators for winter in dubai are
1. wanna sleep more
2. friends whine saying they could have slept all day.
3. weather pleasant enough for a soccer match
4.you wanna sleep more with your partner

Sunday, November 9, 2008